Total Medals Earned: 211 (From
45 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,880 Points
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
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Beat the Game
The more thoughtful problem solver.
The more aggressive problem solver.
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Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 1 Easy
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 2 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 1 Hard
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 3 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 2 Hard
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 3 Hard
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
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Get everything!
Man this would look nice on your wall!
Thanks!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
Start a new game.
other stuff...
You ticket to medals!
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
Finish the tutorial.
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Delete your saved data to re-begin your adventure.
Destroy the first boss.
Destroy th second boss.
Destroy the third boss
Destroy the fourth boss.
Destroy the fith boss.
Destroy the sixth boss.
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Complete the game
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Collect all 15 notes
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Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Use the button to create a bridge.
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?